This Show Needs A Lot of Work!

Hi! Welcome to the first of my bitching sessions on General Hospital...my favorite soap since 1993. Although my mom's been watching it since before I was born and you may hear from her in the future since she is the ultimate GH expert...at least compared to someone like me who got a late start... ha!

Alright, lets get down to it. I hate the head writer at GH. Not personally, I've never met the man. But he has to be the biggest one-note writer ever. Since taking over General Hospital the whole show has become the Sonny and Jason Hour where we sit back and watch these two mobsters bone the same girl, passing them back and forth like hot cakes and then verbally abusing as well as mentally torturing them while being portrayed as the good guys. They've slept with 2 women in common so far...and the only reason they didn't share a third was because that chick was Sonny's boring sister Courtney, who thankfully died. Of course poor Jax has also dated Sonny castoffs and Jason's castoffs! But when you screw everyone in town like Sonny does...it's bound to happen and the lady in question is bound to get pregnant...yawn.

Anyway, when Sonny's not sleeping with you, he's controlling your life and calling you scum. Because he's a church goer....who kills people and used to give drugs to strippers. Eh, he also used to have a sense of humor but I digress from my rant about the show...So let's move on to the women of GH. Carly is the biggest self righteous whore in town. Bobby is never on...lame. Liz used to be a pretty cool bad girl but now she's so...white bread. Laura's in a permanant coma...wtf? She was the best female on there...Can't say anything bad about Robin! Gotta love a strong independent female...since she's the only one on the show. What the hell happened to Alexis? She used to be this amazing funny strong willed person. Now she is a whiney control freak constantly being yelled at by the moronic characters in the cast i.e. Sonny and Sam. Where is the woman who married Jax? Or dressed herself like a groupie to try and hold onto Ned's attention? WHERE IS NED?

Anyway, the great members of the cast have returned: Anna Duvane and Robert Scorpio, a genuine super couple who are NEVER ON! What a brilliant waste of lively characters. Noah Drake came on which was a great opportunity to revive his relationship with Bobby and so that didn't happen. Come on that one was a gimmee! Fine then bring back Jax's brother. Get the same actor because he was yum! And kill all the kids off. Unless they're going to do something other then be complete skank whores.

Welcome Ricky Garza to General Hospital! Sorry..what's his real name, Matos? Hey Ricky...don't you already live in PC? And is that chick Sam really Kevin's daughter Livvie? Geeze...she can whine just as much. Or y'know you can hang out with that shrink who used to be a werewolf but now will almost certainly sleep with Sonny in a one night stand and get pregnant since Sonny has never ever heard of condoms and the ones on GH are defective anyway because you gotta blame the quartermaines for something since AJ died and is no longer around to be the show's punching bag.

Yeah all right I'm done for tonight.